With The Simpsons approaching their landmark 500th episode, it’s hard to find someone who HASN’T been a guest voice yet. So they’ve reached deep, deep, DEEP into the celebrity barrel and pulled out… Julian Assange. Yes, the embattled founder of Wikileaks. Apparently, despite the fact that he’s playing himself, the writers avoided mentioning his various legal difficulties.

What may have been a gorgeous skyscraper could turn out to be an ugly stump! New York developer Larry Silverstein is threatening to halt the construction of 3 World Trade Center unless he can find new tenants to commit to the massive office tower. If not, he’s going to cut the planned 80-storey skyscraper to just 7 storeys! And with the way the current real estate market in New York looks, he probably shouldn’t hold his breath!

Los Angeles City Council members have voted 9 to 1 for legislation requiring porn stars to wear condoms during film shoots. Although many health officials cite the move as a no-brainer, members of the adult film industry are up in arms. They say viewers simply don’t enjoy seeing condoms in sex scenes. Over 80 percent of the US porn industry runs out of Los Angeles, and the law could result in a mass exodus.

Actress Demi Moore has checked into a treatment facility after paramedics were called to her home. Her spokesperson says that due to the recent stresses in her life she has quote, “chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion”. But other sources say that she is getting help for substance abuse.